Some random article I had sent to some website many years ago..

Rajnikanth reportedly miffed over jolie’s decision to act with Vijaykanth-In talks with Jennifer aniston to star in his next move.

Rajinikanth is reportedly fuming over jolie’s decision to act with Vijaykanth and not him. His reported fuming in the high Himalayas is rumored to have caused the floods in Uttarkhand. Such is the anger of the Superstar over being slighted by the very gorgeous Ms. Jolie.  He has made a recent statement in the media that Angelina might be very beautiful, but real beauty comes from humility (she obviously must have asked him first if he would have deigned to star alongside her) and her rash decision has only made her less beautiful. So in true south Indian superstar fashion, he has asked his producers to talk to Ms. Jolie’s supposed rival Jennifer Aniston. She is the right choice, say millions of his fans. Jennifer loses brad pitt. Rajnikanth loses Jolie. Rajnikanth and aniston come together. Go figure. So where does poor Vijaykanth figure in the story. Vijaykanth is a wonderful friend said Mr. Rajnikanth. How can I be angry with him? He has stayed true to his reel life persona. After all it was Ms.jolie who was interested in him all these years, had a secret crush on him and now wants to romance him in his movie and captain has not reacted at all. He has been so magnanimous. He’s got that same helpless ‘what can I do if all ladies are after me look’ he’s perfected over many years in his movies.

A die-hard fan of Rajnikanth has threatened to immolate himself if Ms.jolie doesn’t change her decision. But Rajnikanth prevented him by asking him to look at the bigger picture. What a big favor he’s doing to aniston. She might have lost pitt to jolie, but she gets the superstar in the end. After all has pitt ever beaten up a hundred men? Has he had divine help? Can he toss the cigarette ever so stylishly?Has he ever tamed a hundred shrews?

The superstar is in Chennai now, awaiting aniston’s reply. We only hope she says yes, for Chennai has no snow and we do not want to be fried crisp. We will build a temple for you aniston amma. Please say yes and show Ms.Jolie what humility is.