Out in the sea, with a scary talkative loud moron...

the ride was great? intercepted with a loud 'i can talk till i die' boatman, who insisted on knowing our life history....,insisted on being photographed..., insisted on staying in the sea if i dint comply...
what we" found out "about ourselves...
We cant speak Tamil....
we were speaking a non-anglicized version the whole damn time....
We are Srilankans...
He was so happy when we said "yes we are"
We are the boatman's sisters...
Thats coz we wer 'married'....
We are "Excellent figures"
Somehow it unnerves you when someone says it to your face...
Finally...
after all the torture we endured we pay him...and he's happy coz he gave us what "he promised".... A damn good time"
finally again...
we did have a great time...if only i can get that moron outta my mind....