Conservative Satanic Agenda for Bush

Salutations and warm regards!
We at the Conservative Satanic Agenda (CSA) believethat in these frightening and confusing times, it isvitally important to put aside our individualdifferences and SUPPORT OUR LEADERS. Now more thanever, we need leaders in Washington who will standfirm in defense of our national interests, both hereand abroad.
The Bush Administration has stood for America througha horrifying crisis and potentially endless war, andwe as a nation must continue to support the strengththat our leaders have come to represent, so that wemay remain the most powerful nation on earth. We atCSA are of the highest hope that you will consider thetimely importance of standing behind strong leadershipwhen going to the polls this fall.
Thank you for your consideration.
For more information on the CSA, see below.The Nine Satanic Statements
By Anton Szandor LaVey [i]
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
By bowing out of the Kyoto treaty and refusing todiscuss global climate change, President Bush hasinsured that American industries will continue toprosper.
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead ofspiritual pipe dreams!
. Now more than ever, citizens of the modern worldrequire prosperity and growth to meet the challengesof the coming era, and we believe that amongpoliticians, the Bush Administration is uniquely intouch with this reality.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead ofhypocritical self-deceit!
We at CSA wholeheartedly endorse Defense SecretaryDonald Rumsfeld’s recent statements to the effect thatit’s not important whether the world approves of ourimpending strikes against Iraq; it is only importantthat we do what we know to be right.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it,instead of love wasted on ingrates!
The Bush Administration has consistently andintelligently linked aid to third world countries todevelopment, and backed away from wasting resources ondead-end welfare programs.
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning theother cheek!
We call your attention to The Administration’smasterful retaliation against Al-Queda and theirsympathizers after 9/11.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible,instead of concern for vampires!
Civilization as we know it runs on energy. It is veryimportant that our energy sources remain secure andintact. President Bush lives with the burden of thisawesome responsibility every day.
7. Satan represents man as just another animal,sometimes better, more often worse than those who walkon all fours, who, because of his “divine spiritualand intellectual development”, has become the mostvicious animal of all!---- "These are the kind that go to a cave and sendyoungsters to their suicidal death. That's the kind ofpeople we're fighting. But there's no cave deep enoughfor America, or dark enough to hide." George W. Bush,Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Aug. 29, 2002
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as theyall lead to physical, mental, or emotionalgratification!
While it may not be politically expedient to discusswhat George W. did prior to becoming Governer ofTexas, we would like to simply say that this man mostcertainly has our confidence.
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has everhad, as He has kept it in business all these years!
CSA strongly supports President Bush’s faith-basedsocial programs.

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